Have Pimples...Look Younger

Colleague: C what are you doing so late at work?
C: Studying
Colleague: What are you studying?
C: Doing my masters.
Colleague: Why?
C: (Does it take a genius to figure out why one is interested in studying? Then quickly coming up with an idea...) Because this is my 40th birthday gift to myself. I want to graduate when I am 40.
Colleague: Oh then you have a lot of time to finish it.
C: Uh...How old do you think I am?
Colleague: 27..maybe just below 30.
C: With a big grin on my face...Do you know that I have a 13 yr old son?
Colleague: Oh really? I didn’t know that.
C: So you mean I look that young? (obviously want to squeeze more compliments out)
Colleague: Yeah you look quite young and you even have pimples to prove it.
C: #*/!!!!!! You know what....you just don’t know how to read brown skin! (better to show him that it's his inadequacy)